What our house need is not a digital camera, but a video camera. To record the stupid things that my elder sister do. Okay, the three of us love doing lame actions. For example, I'm sure I've told many people about my younger sister singing the QOO commercial song. I, myself, am fond of randomly opening doors to say hi. In a singsong voice, for at least 5 times in a row.
However, what my elder sister did just now really took the cake. A simple question of "yo dude, you want fries?" leaded to her standing in front of me. With her shirt pulled up, revealing her tummy. And her tummy was "talking" to me. Of course, she was using her fingers squeezing the flesh together to imply talking actions...
The conversation went something like...Fries? How can you offer me fries. I'm already this big, if I eat any more, I'll be even bigger. *hands moving away showing a protruding tummy* then it would get bigger and I would end up like this. *bends over, meaning tummy too heavy that even she can't support it*
That was an one-sided conversation, obviously. I was trying not to kill myself with laughter. Then, she went to her room, came out five minutes later, grabbed her breasts and shook them at us. Meaning me and my younger sister. -.-'''
She wins. Obviously, I can't beat that. I have no breasts to shake back at her. An comment I made. If there are really mutants around, and some have the ability to make themselves invisible. They would be rolling around in laughter on our floors. Especially at the antics of the stupid woman - Mandy Tan.
However, what my elder sister did just now really took the cake. A simple question of "yo dude, you want fries?" leaded to her standing in front of me. With her shirt pulled up, revealing her tummy. And her tummy was "talking" to me. Of course, she was using her fingers squeezing the flesh together to imply talking actions...
The conversation went something like...Fries? How can you offer me fries. I'm already this big, if I eat any more, I'll be even bigger. *hands moving away showing a protruding tummy* then it would get bigger and I would end up like this. *bends over, meaning tummy too heavy that even she can't support it*
That was an one-sided conversation, obviously. I was trying not to kill myself with laughter. Then, she went to her room, came out five minutes later, grabbed her breasts and shook them at us. Meaning me and my younger sister. -.-'''
She wins. Obviously, I can't beat that. I have no breasts to shake back at her. An comment I made. If there are really mutants around, and some have the ability to make themselves invisible. They would be rolling around in laughter on our floors. Especially at the antics of the stupid woman - Mandy Tan.
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